Working Out

Everyday I have a battle with myself in my head about how I need to work out.

Everyday I lose this battle.

(Since the battle is against myself, I also always win, but in the end I'm still losing because I never end up working out.)

The problem is that I just can't motivate myself to make it happen. People say that getting started is the hardest part. That isn't true for me. I hate working out the entire time just as much as getting started. I'm not fat, but I fear that someday I will be if I don't incorporate exercise into my life. But it's really hard since I make such a convincing case against it. Take a look.

(that's 8/16 that apply just right now)

See? I got nothing. Except for not getting fat in the future. But that hasn't even happened yet.

I conclude that working out is illogical and I am a logical person so therefore I should not work out.

I win. And lose. :(